Madonna's shows feck all common sense.

Bono has a lot to answer for. We permit his smug curmudgeonly face to extoll the virtues of not fucking over the world, like it's some new brainwave, that we the unwashed would never have realised - but at least he means well.

It's harder to forgive Madonna. She's currently spending her days attempting to destroy nuclear waste: in here own words “[Nuclear waste is] something I’ve been involved with for a while with a group of scientists — finding a way to neutralise radiation, believe it or not.”

But it's ok - MADonna (see what I did? Thats called satire - look it up) has been researching things thoroughly: “According to science we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste." So she's trying to convince the Goverment that if she and here Kabbalah friends shout Chernobyl a lot - then they will make magic water to solve all our problems. Awesome.

But whats important here is the TIMES NEWSPAPERS quote of an OFFICIAL from either DOWNING STREET, WHITEHALL or BRITISH NUCLEAR FUELS (BNFL) had the balls to be quoted saying:

“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,”

HERO OF THE WEEK!

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