This transcript of an interview with Amorth shows quiet how much the man believes he lives in the film Constantine. An example:
30 Days: During the exorcism of possessed persons, what kind of phenomena occur?
Fr. Amorth: I recall an illiterate peasant who, during an exorcism, spoke to me only in English and I had to have an interpreter. There are people who manifest a superhuman strength, others who completely levitate from the ground and whom it is impossible even for several men to keep seated in their armchair. But it is only the context in which these phenomena occur which makes us speak of demonic possession.
and a bit later:
30 Days: Don't you ever feel afraid of the demon?
Fr. Amorth: Me, for that animal? It is he who should be afraid of me; I act in the name of the Lord of the world. But as for him, he is nothing but God's monkey.
Stupid God's monkey thinks he can do whatever he likes!
More on Amorth
Hitler was possesed!
Father Gabriele Amorth is the Pope's chief Exorcist and heads the "International Association of Exorcists." According to today's metro (the paper version used to avoid social contact on the tube, so no link) was interviewed on the radio yesterday where he said:
"I am convinced the Nazis were all possessed. All you have to do is think about what Hitler - and Stalin - did.... Almost certainly they were possessed by the Devil."
It is this kind of forward thinking that keeps Catholicism on the cutting edge of social progress! This deep and probing insight into the mindsets of those responsible for one of the darkest periods of human history will definitely help prevent humanity from committing these atrocities again! And will undoubtedly help us understand them damn terrorists.
Well done Catholicism!
Madonna's shows feck all common sense.
Bono has a lot to answer for. We permit his smug curmudgeonly face to extoll the virtues of not fucking over the world, like it's some new brainwave, that we the unwashed would never have realised - but at least he means well.
It's harder to forgive Madonna. She's currently spending her days attempting to destroy nuclear waste: in here own words “[Nuclear waste is] something I’ve been involved with for a while with a group of scientists — finding a way to neutralise radiation, believe it or not.”
But it's ok - MADonna (see what I did? Thats called satire - look it up) has been researching things thoroughly: “According to science we aren’t going to have a planet in about 50 years at the rate we’re going with nuclear waste." So she's trying to convince the Goverment that if she and here Kabbalah friends shout Chernobyl a lot - then they will make magic water to solve all our problems. Awesome.
But whats important here is the TIMES NEWSPAPERS quote of an OFFICIAL from either DOWNING STREET, WHITEHALL or BRITISH NUCLEAR FUELS (BNFL) had the balls to be quoted saying:
“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,”
HERO OF THE WEEK!
GOD WARRIOR!
If your an American - this is old. If you partake in the never-ending parade of the Internets "Meme's of Zeitgeist" then this is a stale husk of a concept. Type "God Warrior" in YTMND and stand amazed. But if you are British then you may have missed an American version of Wife Swap creatively named "Trading Spouses." Basicallty they sent the "God Warrior" to a house of Wiccans.
It's a guilty pleasure watching one group of people who believe nonsense hate another group of people who believe nonsense - but a pleasure none the less.
I will rise to become SkeptoBot, your friend for locating, and then laughing at: Bad Science, Pseudo Science, Nonsense, Political Idiocy, Damn Statistics, Technological Bollock, Quacks, Homeopathy, Uri "Fraud" Geller and Religious fucktards.
This isn't about really about careful debunking this is just light hearted preaching to the converted.
And obviously this is work in progress, so don't expect much yet.